Typical Merc Player

The Typical Merc Player, also known as Homo Erectus, The Pondlife, Badman Industries, The Terribles, The Poos, "Fucking shitters", or Global Agenda Community, are the players that make up the majority of the playerbase of Global Agenda, and hence are the most common in Mercenary games.

Global Agenda is well noted for having the lowest skill playerbase of any shooter, ever. These are the players that, when coming to the realisation that they have missed a stationary turret, respond with "oh well, atleast I hit the floor".

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Class: Meleecon, Minecon, Aftershock Assault

AVA Map: PAC rim weekend

Typical names: Demonslayerman, Wolfman, anything containing Man, Wolf, Demon, Dark, Hunter, Venom, Snake... you get the idea. Imagine you're looking at a MW:2 Leaderboard.

Attack Method: Casting Rockets, Casting SMG, Moral Highground, Playing for fun, Sending 'Hacker' messages to average players.