Doomsayer

THE END IS NIGH!

The game isn't going the way you want it to go, the Beached Whales have formed a union and you are their head in sending forth the message that... Hi-Rez is SHIT, this game is DEAD. AvA is so bad, I'm Leaving Forever if it isn't fixed, and I'll take all the Whales with me.

Whilst also able to take the form of an actual player, Doomsayers are typically people who have quit the game, but keep posting on the forums.

Global Agenda is dying
Here are a few proven reasons as to why Global Agenda is dieing

AvA is dead - S1/S2 was the best

I'm not as good in comparison to the general player base as I used to be - so the game must be getting worse

Agendastats just went down for 2 hours

I just got steamrolled in Merc

Techspam

Bidlocking - note for the above 2 to successfully work - maximum hypocrisy must be displayed by partaking in those activities as well